Heart of Stone, chpt. 4, From stone to statue“Way to go Rabbit, you broke her.” Hatchworth teased Rabbit on their way to the repair room.Heart of Stone, chpt. 4, From stone to statue by ~Falcor24
“Hey! All I did was ask for her name!” he retorted as he pulled a piece of grass out of his vent. “How was I supposed to know she would glitch out on me?”
“Well you could have read her instruction manual.”
“Hatchy you know robots don't come with instruction manuals!”
The Spine, who was carrying the powered down bot who fixed Rabbit, was lost in thought.
“Hey Spine who do you think she is?” Rabbit said snapping him out of his trance.
The Spine took a moment to respond to this
Heart of Stone, chpt. 3, Face full of grassIt had been five months since StoneHeart went to the zoo with The Lash. She had gone to every performance of Steam Powered Giraffe since, just to investigate the copper automaton's malfunction. Occasionally she brought The Lash along to cure her 'boredom' for another few days. However she had gathered no new knowledge, if anything she was back-tracking in her progress to figure out what was wrong with the copper bot. Finally StoneHeart decided to try a different tactic, and again ask if she could inspect the bot, but this time she would ask someone other than the titanium bot.Heart of Stone, chpt. 3, Face full of grass by ~Falcor24
One day StoneHeart followed the band home after one of their perf
Bread Goggles, a parody.Attune your head to the baking breadBread Goggles, a parody. by ~Falcor24
come with me I'll show you how to use a metal pan
when the batter's turning and the oven is burning
With cookbooks around you,
timers ticking all the time,
and you live for food you've never ate
because you can not eat
Chef Walter was burned
when he cooked at the Nile
burnt African breadephants turning hostile
so he built us wonderful automaton cooks
and a very big yeast powered giraffe with books
Now the feast is passed and over
We're left to cook and wonder
What is lunch, and what's dessert?
And why do living things need feeding?
How'd you like to try making
sour dough bread?
Or have a loa